rifa:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HELLO

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Yes, well, it’s quite an extraordinary position to be in to sort of say, “Hello, I’m Peter, and I’m playing this iconic historically much-loved character that’s been around for 50 years.” - Peter Capaldi [x]

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drumandbugleband:

tacosandtrumpets:

Double G in 3 Minutes aka the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

I started crying in my dorm room

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carry-on-my-otp:

bowtied:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

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PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”


PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

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hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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everytime I get to that gif I just lose it!

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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fuckyeanna:

 

xxhomosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

It is kinda interesting but it losses its vibrant quality. Other than the obvious it is missing something.

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No. Just no. You don’t kid about something such as Firefly

No. Just no. You don’t kid about something such as Firefly

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blasebrigade:

Spent 6 hours up on the grid checking loft blocks for the fly rail.

Dude I want your fly system. 

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ibeggedformercytwice:

thedoctorheretohelp:

pancakesinspace:

#I’ve heard about what was going on behind the scenes #and apparently the stage hands didn’t like shatner much and they were also having a lot of fun throwing the tribbles #so they continued to throw them much longer than was necessary #hence the last tribble thrown in the last gif

GUYS!  TRIBBLES!

pretty sure the moral of this is “don’t fuck with the stagehands or they will throw tribbles at you”

It made the scene so much better though because you just watch Shatner’s face and crack up when a tribble hits him. Kirk is just 100% done this entire episode and I can’t get enough of it.

Revenge of the stage hand. We can put up with your crap we just don’t want to.

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